waxing philosophic
Masturbating, particular to males.
Absconded gaze at your picture while I'm waxing philosophic.
Wax Philosophical
When you're so stoned you think that fork is deep.
Stoner A: Dude, like ... fork.
Stoner B: Whoa! You like wax philosophical man!
Stoner B: Whoa! You like wax philosophical man!