waxing the weasel
Masturbation.
There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.
wax the weasel
To either getting a blow job, or laid, which leaves your junk with a nice shiny film.
Man, I'm going over to that ho's place to have her "wax the weasel"!!