Wayno

Central VT slang for Marijuana developed by a deaf man as his interpretation of the word 'weed'. Other uses may include: Uncle Wayno, Chuckie Wayno, Wayne, etc.

Adjective: Used to describe a person who lives in exudes chronic NPC levels of Wayne, MI energy. Can be used to describe people from the entire Wayne-Westland area.

Noun: A friendly, hardworking, heterosexual, domesticated bartending male of the homonid/homer class. Known to seasonally migrate between Central Texas and home spawning grounds in Michigan.

A beer drinking 'in flagrante delicto', being called out in the act of attempting to exchange a previous bottle containing unfinished beer for a fresh libation. The amount of beer remaining to qualify as a Wayno is unspecified. This may be applied to undrunk beer in any receptacle. To prove beyond doubt that a bottle is indeed a non-Wayno, the accused is obliged to turn the bottle upside down above their head.

A beer drinking 'in flagrante delicto', being called out in the act of leaving unfinished beer in the bottom of a bottle. The amount of beer to qualify as a Wayno is unspecified. This may be applied to undrunk beer in any recepticle.

Comes from the latin word: Fantasyic Footballus Loseribic

In a time not too long ago before the big bang waynos existed. before nothing was something there was wayno. when something was nothing there was wayno. long live wayno