Waznism
A mental disorder in which you treat your closest friends terribly because it "disrespects your boundaries."
Person 1: "Stop inviting me over to your house."
Person 2: "You're really mean to me, even though I'm your best friend. You may wanna get checked for Waznism."
Person 2: "You're really mean to me, even though I'm your best friend. You may wanna get checked for Waznism."