Blape
A blow job rape. A blape occurs when an unsuspecting man has his penis taken advantage of by a typically manipulative cocksucker, forcing him to get his penis sucked even if it's against his wishes.
I've been blaped by three nasty girls while drunk, and one priest while in confession.
Blaped
When you hit a vaporizer and smoke a blunt, and then become blunted and vaped.
"Yo dude did you hit that vape last night?" -Guy 1
"Ya man and after that blunt, i was blaped." -Guy 2
"Yeah I was so fucked up I was making up words and had the worst munchies!" -Guy 1
"Ya man and after that blunt, i was blaped." -Guy 2
"Yeah I was so fucked up I was making up words and had the worst munchies!" -Guy 1
blape
A blanket worn as a cape. Especially useful if you are planning on making a short trip on foot outdoors. Often employed when under the influence of narcotics.
"Dude, sweet blape, let's go to the vendy."
Frimple blape gup
Frimple blape gup is an acute reflection on modern society. It was popularized in 2022 by an extremely dank grumpy cat meme on reddit, in the r/dalle2 subreddit.
person 1: "Yo, frimple blape gup?"
person 2: "Breae youges bremhgy bun"
person 2: "Breae youges bremhgy bun"