weasel homo
A straight guy who has sex with guys, but doesn't want anyone to know about it, but everyone knows.
Denial closet case
Denial closet case
Guy 1: "Did you hear Taylor sucked his dick?"
Guy 2: "What a weasel homo."
Guy 2: "What a weasel homo."
Homo weasel
A device (similar to those that apply spices) that allows one to apply homosexuality to a human being, or increase the general fabulousness of a given area or situation.
John: Hey Joe, Bob is acting a little straight today.
Joe: Hit him with the homo weasel.
John: Bam!
Bob: Fabulous!!!
Joe: Hit him with the homo weasel.
John: Bam!
Bob: Fabulous!!!