weasel penis
A penis which is similar to that of a weasel's, in that it is extremely pink, slimy, and unsheathed in a manner much like a dog's penis. However, weasel penises rarely reach lengths of greater than 2 1/2 inches.
"Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Derek's girlfriend when he tried to touch her with his disgusting weasel penis.
penis weasel
fun word to say when high. another word for dickhead or fag etc.
peter stop being such a goddam penis weasel
Penis Weasel
One who, by acting like a dick, ferrets out the existence of dicks around him.
That Penis Weasel was awesome. Without him we never would have known Terik was a dick.
penis weasel
greatest word ever. used by lauren, autumn, and katie. used to fill silence during awkward moments.
"****silence****"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"
penis-weasel
a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.
"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"
"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."
"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."