Blapzt
Blapzt (verb)- To completely and utterly destroy an object, removing most or all traces of its existence. Used when an object is so broken, words like mashed and fucked doesn't describe the state of disrepair well enough. Also used metaphorically.
"Hah, your bike got blapzted mate!"
"I'm going to blapzt the competition tonight, yeah boi!"
"I'm going to blapzt the competition tonight, yeah boi!"