Weathered Pussy
A forest like jungle(hairy pussy) or bald eagle(hairless pussy), either moist or ventilated.
Gina: Oh my did you see Bridgett?
Mia: No what happened?
Gina: She had a weathered pussy.
Mia: No what happened?
Gina: She had a weathered pussy.
Weather Pussy
Someone who enjoys complaining about the seasonal anomalies in temperature and who aspires to one day become a Weather Prick, but until then, laments his or her condition.
Todd lives in the cold midwest where, around winter time, he becomes a Weather Pussy, as he speaks of his testicles freezing and his urine turning to ice in mid stream while peeing behind the shed. Not to be confused with Weather Prick which is quite the opposite narrative.