Weather man

A man who reads the weather on the news, Usually a liar and never gets it right.

Weather man: Tonight, HEAVY SNOW! Schools maybe cancelled tomorrow
Dude: YES!
-Next day dude gets up, throws back the curtains-
Dude: Sun? SUN? AHHHHH!

Weather man

Dumb asses in suits who can't get the weather right for shit.

Weather man: it's going to be sunny and in the 80s today

*looks outside, it's 20 degrees and snowing*

Guy 1: fuck, now are plans are cancelled thanks to the shit forecast

the weather man

Another word for a drug dealer, used to prevent giving out dangerous information.

"Hey man, the weather man said that there's a light chance of snow"

{Snow is cocaine btw.}

weather man

One who is in the buisness of distributing cocaine.

I gotta go whack the weather man for shorting me on my 8-ball... fuckin jungle bunny.

weather man

A job u could have in Oklahoma and still get almost all of it wrong

Ethan: hey man ima be a weather man in Oklahoma
Jesse: why in the world would u wanna do that?!
Ethan: because at least then I could be wrong 90% of the time and still have a job
Jesse *laughs* true, Oklahoma has some weird weather
Ethan: yup, welcome to Oklahoma, where u never know if there is a tornado really coming at u or nah
Jesse: and were it can be raining one minute and sunny the next, or it could be cold af one day and hot another
Ethan: exactly *laughing*

Sweater Weather Man

pussy.

Sweater Weather Man gets laid every night!

Weather man

Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3

Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.

Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.

P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game

P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.

俚语	weatherman
释义	Weather man A man who reads the weather on the news, Usually a liar and never gets it right. Weather man: Tonight, HEAVY SNOW! Schools maybe cancelled tomorrow Dude: YES! -Next day dude gets up, throws back the curtains- Dude: Sun? SUN? AHHHHH! Weather man Dumb asses in suits who can't get the weather right for shit. Weather man: it's going to be sunny and in the 80s today looks outside, it's 20 degrees and snowing Guy 1: fuck, now are plans are cancelled thanks to the shit forecast the weather man Another word for a drug dealer, used to prevent giving out dangerous information. "Hey man, the weather man said that there's a light chance of snow" {Snow is cocaine btw.} weather man One who is in the buisness of distributing cocaine. I gotta go whack the weather man for shorting me on my 8-ball... fuckin jungle bunny. weather man A job u could have in Oklahoma and still get almost all of it wrong Ethan: hey man ima be a weather man in Oklahoma Jesse: why in the world would u wanna do that?! Ethan: because at least then I could be wrong 90% of the time and still have a job Jesse laughs true, Oklahoma has some weird weather Ethan: yup, welcome to Oklahoma, where u never know if there is a tornado really coming at u or nah Jesse: and were it can be raining one minute and sunny the next, or it could be cold af one day and hot another Ethan: exactly laughing Sweater Weather Man pussy. Sweater Weather Man gets laid every night! Weather man Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3 Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood. Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man. P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.
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