Blard
A term used to refer to the expelling of banana peels from the anus. This is usually a completely random occurrence and it tends to happen at the most inconvenient times.
"Ah, yes! The job interview was going smoothly until I felt the blard slip out".
"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"
"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".
"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"
"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".
blard
One of the many grades of lard in fast food production, particularly kebab retailers. Discovered by a G Nicholson (UK) c.1993
Category A-Lard or alard
Category B-Lard or BLARD...
Extending up to Gamma-Lard (a theoretical Lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners).
Category A-Lard or alard
Category B-Lard or BLARD...
Extending up to Gamma-Lard (a theoretical Lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners).
"that meat was very high in blard."
Blarde
The Oxford English equivalent of Blood/Blud, also derived from Shakespeare and other poets who were commonly referred to as the "The Bard".
- "I say Blarde, will you be attending tonights soiree?"
- "Standardly Blarde, Standardly!"
- "Standardly Blarde, Standardly!"
blard
An inept or clueless blind person, combining blind and retard. Also used to refer to a blind person doing something socially awkward, such as tripping over a chair or dropping a plate of food. The use comes primarily from other blind people and is used jokingly.
Man, Tim looked like a real blard when he ran into that little girl with his tray.
blard
To get big and fat due to the aging process.(combines big and lard),going beyond the weight we put on as we age.
" Hey Kent... have you seen Nate lately.... Dude is turning into a blard.".....
blard
adj. rambling on non-stop about about nothing of value.
Nicole is always blarding and taking up my time, it's so annoying.
blard
1. n. Someone who is a blind retard
2. adj. A stupid thing that a blind person does.
2. adj. A stupid thing that a blind person does.
Matt and JJ were such blards when they didn't realize they had walked in to the wrong restaurant. That was a blard thing that Mike did when he walked in to the wrong person's hotel room.