wedding cock
Refers to the extremely hard cock a man has on his wedding night. Similar to the Blue Vein Throbber.
-Wow I left a bottle of water in the freezer last night and now its froze stiffer than a wedding cock.
Alternatively it could be used as-
"oooh- Baby these Viagras have me hard as a wedding cock!"
Alternatively it could be used as-
"oooh- Baby these Viagras have me hard as a wedding cock!"