Wedding Dick
A term used to describe ultimate hardness.
That turkey that you left in the freezer is as hard as a wedding dick!
harder than a wedding dick
A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.
Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!
wedding night dick
Describes anything that is supremely hard.
Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.