wedding vegetables
A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.
Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.
Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.
Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.
wedding vegetable
slang for a man's penis. does not include the tackle.
"Oh man, she kicked him right in the wedding vegetable!"