Wedgie Boy
A boy who de-wedgies himself walking along the road, on the way to school. He thinks he is cool, but he's not. Usually seen smoking, or pretending to look cool waiting for the bus. He's not cool at all.
"Hey, what's that guy doing?"
"OMG HE'S DE-WEDGYING HIMSELF!"
"Really?"
"He's such a wedgie boy"
"OMG HE'S DE-WEDGYING HIMSELF!"
"Really?"
"He's such a wedgie boy"