wedgie walk
Walking as if to conjure out a wedgie, usually high and tight on the toes with cheeks clinched, or gaping lunges, stepping outward as if one were dancing in westside stories, however a wedgie walk is not restricted to one style of walking since there are many forms of undergarments and shapes of people, creating a unique situation for each individual, however a wedgie walk is always strained and unnatural. Sadly, some people's stride are naturally wedgie walks, however the upside is no self-caused wedgies.
I was in the middle of Target when I realized I would have to do a wedgie walk because they were seriously ridin' up on me.