Wedgification
The process of intentionally creating a hostile environment between two individuals previously in some form of relationship so that the relationship will end in a bitter fashion.
Conjugations that are acceptable- Wedgified, Wedged, Wedge, Wedgie (person who is wedged), Wedger (instigator)
Conjugations that are acceptable- Wedgified, Wedged, Wedge, Wedgie (person who is wedged), Wedger (instigator)
1.
Chelsea: Is there any chance of you two getting back together?
Lindsay: NO! The relationship has been wedgified. He keeps uploading on facebook and myspace pictures of his new skank!
2.
Michael: I couldn't figure out how to break up with Emma, so I told her I'm gay.
James: You are the master wedger!
Michael: Yea but it makes dating her sister so much more difficult!
James: Sounds like there is potential wedgification between the two sisters.
Chelsea: Is there any chance of you two getting back together?
Lindsay: NO! The relationship has been wedgified. He keeps uploading on facebook and myspace pictures of his new skank!
2.
Michael: I couldn't figure out how to break up with Emma, so I told her I'm gay.
James: You are the master wedger!
Michael: Yea but it makes dating her sister so much more difficult!
James: Sounds like there is potential wedgification between the two sisters.
Wedgificated
An Adjective;
To describe ones position, usually jammed between two or more objects unwillingly.
ie. "I was jumping around and managed to get my ankle wedgificated inside a rabbit warren" or
"FFS spent the past 3 hours trying to get my head out of the gate, i wedgificated it between the bars after hurling abuse at the dog"
To describe ones position, usually jammed between two or more objects unwillingly.
ie. "I was jumping around and managed to get my ankle wedgificated inside a rabbit warren" or
"FFS spent the past 3 hours trying to get my head out of the gate, i wedgificated it between the bars after hurling abuse at the dog"
ie. "I was jumping around and managed to get my ankle wedgificated inside a rabbit warren" or
"FFS spent the past 3 hours trying to get my head out of the fence, i wedgificated it between the bars after hurling abuse at the lemurs"
"FFS spent the past 3 hours trying to get my head out of the fence, i wedgificated it between the bars after hurling abuse at the lemurs"