Weed Dragon
Someone whose breathe reeks of weed. Every time they speak all you can think of is a dragon breathing fire. But it’s weed fire. It stanks.
“Have you smelled Greg’s breathe?”
“Yeah, the guys an absolute Weed Dragon”
“Yeah, the guys an absolute Weed Dragon”
Weed Dragon
noun.
\\ˈwēd ˈdra-gən\\
1. A parasitic form of tumbleweed and/or creature indigenous to western Nebraska that attaches itself to the undercarriages of rural vehicles.
2. A tumbleweed stuck under your car that, as a toddler, when your dad mentions there is "a weed, draggin' under the car", you interpret it to mean "a weed dragon is attacking us!"
\\ˈwēd ˈdra-gən\\
1. A parasitic form of tumbleweed and/or creature indigenous to western Nebraska that attaches itself to the undercarriages of rural vehicles.
2. A tumbleweed stuck under your car that, as a toddler, when your dad mentions there is "a weed, draggin' under the car", you interpret it to mean "a weed dragon is attacking us!"
Oop, looks like there's a weed dragon under the car again.