Blart Attack

A specific heart attack in which the subject has a heart attack via eating a comically large hamburger while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Troom Troom Narrator: Fry a big patty, the size of the whole pan.

Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)

Blart Attack

the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop

1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!

2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack

俚语	blart attack
释义	Blart Attack A specific heart attack in which the subject has a heart attack via eating a comically large hamburger while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Troom Troom Narrator: Fry a big patty, the size of the whole pan. Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack) Blart Attack the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!! 2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack
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