Blart Job
When one receives a blow job whilst sharting.
Blarting exploded on the scene after its debut in Paul Blart Job Mall Cock.
blarted on the job
When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"