weenie rub
A social meeting or gathering that is largely, in the view of the person, is fake or under false pretense, the person generally is not looking forward to it, or the person must feign interest in. It would generally otherwise be a happy event to most attendees. Used sarcastically.
"Human Resources is hosting a weenie rub on Friday to celebrate the start of spring."
"I've got to go to some weenie rub my wife's boss is having at his house."
"We're going to kick it this weekend - we may go to some weenie rub down at the museum to benefit diabetes"
"I've got to go to some weenie rub my wife's boss is having at his house."
"We're going to kick it this weekend - we may go to some weenie rub down at the museum to benefit diabetes"
weeny rub
Instead of fapping you take an object i.e. pillow, and rub it up and down your dong until you reach climax
Billy this isn't a weeny rub festival, get back to work boy!
Weenis Rub
The act of taking two weenis's (Males preferred) and rubbing them together. This usually occurs after a celebration of some kind.
Dude 1 "THEY SCORED A TOUCHDOWN! THEY WIN!"
Dude 2 "Gimmie a dab of weenis rub!"
Dude 2 "Gimmie a dab of weenis rub!"