Wee-Poo
When you have an upset tummy so your poo resembles wee and makes your bumhole burn like hell. Also see diarrhea.
Everybody avoid the toilet - that chicken madras has given me a bad case of wee-poo.
Wee poo
When you go to the toilet expecting to have a wee and before you know it you're having a poo too!!
"Sorry I took so long Sels I had a wee poo"
wees and poos
The Hawthorn AFL Football Club - because of their yellow (wee) and brown (poo) stripes
The Blues sure gave the wees and poos a good thumping last week