weevil dick
A weevil is any beetle from the Curculionoidea superfamily. They are usually small, less than 6 mm (¼ inch), a dick is a part of the male anotomy, hence a weevil dick is somebody whos penis is the size of a weevil.
you know that lad i just kegged, he had a weevil dick!
dick weevil
One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.
"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."