weezed

When Darth Vadar Pisses the sheets on your bed.

The word my mother used to describe the vagina when I was a young girl. This led to major confusion when a friend tried to explain her asthma to me.

The act of dismissing or hating on something e.g. a film, song, video game, book, or slang term (usually popular and mainstream) despite not having tried it, having no knowledge on it, or having any prior experience with it whatsoever. usually for the purpose of being a hipster or troll.

The band who changed their name to "Weezer" when Rivers Cuomo replaced Elisha Cuthbert.

The fictional start of the band Weezer, featured in the music video of Perfect Situation where Elisha Cuthbert is the lead singer. Then when she throws a tantrum on-stage, the timid roadie (Rivers Cuomo, the real lead singer of Weezer) steps up to finish out the song. The band swag salesman changes then the shirts from weeze to weezer by adding an "r" in a thick, black marker when Rivers gets the crowd jumping and shouting.

To steal or take something

To be extremely fat and have no athletic ability whatsoever. Sometimes, weez's can be found spending long hours skateboarding, but will somehow never get better