Weigertism
Religion dedicated to the one true God, Father weigert. Father weigert has moved from this world after his enlightenment on his followers. He rests eternally in the dankest of the dank river valleys with a broken stapler as his holy weapon and the light of the baby leg lamp forever shining down upon him. He left us with his feirce companion, the all mighty midget bear. The followers read from the holy scriptures from the Book of Weigert. According to the scriptures, “Father Weigert will come again and kill the one they call Brodey because he is annoying as fuck. He shall be stricken from the Earth by the deadly lazer that is the sun.” Josh 4:17
“I will not be your false god” he said to them. And in reply the men responded, “ you shall be our one true God and we shall build a church for the and devote it to you, to Weigertism.