weiner in the dark look
the half grin, half disappointed look a person gets after any kind of evaluated activity. This look would resemble the look a gay man would have if he were standing in the dark, had his wing wang touched thinking it was by another man, then turning on the lights to reveal it was really a woman. The confused look on his face afterwards from not knowing whether he enjoyed it or not is the "weiner in the dark look".
Guy 1: "Hey man did you see that shit eating grin on Bob's face after we took the exam? That really pisses me off!"
Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."
Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."