Weiner pants
The condition in which a male finds his erect penis straining to escape from the clothing around it.
Named in honor of Representative Anthony Weiner.
Named in honor of Representative Anthony Weiner.
Damn girl! That dress you've got on is giving me a serious case of the Weiner pants.
pants weiner
A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia
I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.