weinervitter
A weinervitter is a compound oxymoron word, with the first part, weiner, suggesting it is unethical to engage in imaginary cybersex, while the second part vitter, meaning it is acceptable for an individual to participate in physical sexual contact with compensated prostitutes and risking STD.
A weinervitter occurs in congress about 50% of the time. One congressman I know has a weinervitter tan. Most southern gentlemen have weinervitter sex in semiprivate locations.