Weisz
i) The word "white", but in German.
ii) Common Jewish name.
iii) A young boy with extreme difficulty resisting money.
iv) A type of person who enjoys feasting on furniture.
v) An untrustworthy Jew.
vi) Someone who bullshits about having a black cousin, even though it is known fact that it isn't possible.
vii) An adolescent who posses the ability to seduce younger girls.
viii) Popular female actress.
ii) Common Jewish name.
iii) A young boy with extreme difficulty resisting money.
iv) A type of person who enjoys feasting on furniture.
v) An untrustworthy Jew.
vi) Someone who bullshits about having a black cousin, even though it is known fact that it isn't possible.
vii) An adolescent who posses the ability to seduce younger girls.
viii) Popular female actress.
"i) "Ich wünschte, ich war Weisz, doch leider bin ich ein Jude."
ii)"I heard there's a new kid on the block, he's a typical Weisz."
iii) "Wtf? I left my wallet on that table, where did it go?"
"You KNOW it was Weisz"
"FUCK Weisz"
iv) "The fuck is there a hole in my desk"
"Weisz"
v) "Hey Weisz, mind putting this cash in the bank for me, I have to go take care of something for a bit"
"Oh no I know, that should be fine, no problem"
"Thanks man"
-Hours later-
"Weisz what the fuck, why does it not say there was any money deposited today in my account?"
"who cares, check out my new dradle"
"...I'm heartbroken"
vi) Weisz:"Hey don't say nigger, my cousin's black"
"... you're jewish"
"true"
vii) "I fucked a petra the other day"
"fuck off Weisz, that's my sister"
"doesn't count if she's alseep/doesn't understand"
"true"
viii) "Rachel Weisz is pretty hot"
"yea probly, Weisz"
"
ii)"I heard there's a new kid on the block, he's a typical Weisz."
iii) "Wtf? I left my wallet on that table, where did it go?"
"You KNOW it was Weisz"
"FUCK Weisz"
iv) "The fuck is there a hole in my desk"
"Weisz"
v) "Hey Weisz, mind putting this cash in the bank for me, I have to go take care of something for a bit"
"Oh no I know, that should be fine, no problem"
"Thanks man"
-Hours later-
"Weisz what the fuck, why does it not say there was any money deposited today in my account?"
"who cares, check out my new dradle"
"...I'm heartbroken"
vi) Weisz:"Hey don't say nigger, my cousin's black"
"... you're jewish"
"true"
vii) "I fucked a petra the other day"
"fuck off Weisz, that's my sister"
"doesn't count if she's alseep/doesn't understand"
"true"
viii) "Rachel Weisz is pretty hot"
"yea probly, Weisz"
"
Weisz
A huge hunk of a man. You think your better? Your wrong? Chuck Norris is scared of Mr. Weisz.
That dude just totally got his ass kicked.
Yeah he Weiszed him.
Yeah he Weiszed him.
rachel weisz
the most beautiful, awesomest actress ever! she won an oscar and is pregnant with a baby. she starred in the mummy movies, enemy at the gates, runaway jury, the constant gardener, constantine, and many, many other movies! shes just awesome!
rachel weisz is great!
weiszed
To be “Weiszed” or “Rachel Weiszed” is the act of spitting in a girl’s mouth while making out and/or having sex. Phrase comes from the 2017 romance film Disobedience starring Rachel Mcadams and Rachel Weisz. During the sex scene, Weisz spits in Mcadams’ mouth.
My best friend and I made out again last night and she finally Weiszed me.
E.J. Weisz
A person, typically from New England, who adores frigid, winter weather about as much as they loathe the heat of summer, and makes a conscious, lucid decision to pack up their life and move it halfway across the globe to Australia.
Given these circumstances and subsequent contrast of opinion, E.J.s appear to make and honor these decisions with relative ease despite a societal expectation toward the absolute contrary. This is likely the result of a "big picture" mindset and an ability to rapidly prioritize, sacrifice, and acquiesce to various environments in a way that most people cannot.
However, in spite of acknowledging their own responsibility and willingness to physically put themselves in such a position, they will go out of their way to loudly express their annoyance or disdain for everything around them, barring the actual reason for their commitment to the decision.
Given these circumstances and subsequent contrast of opinion, E.J.s appear to make and honor these decisions with relative ease despite a societal expectation toward the absolute contrary. This is likely the result of a "big picture" mindset and an ability to rapidly prioritize, sacrifice, and acquiesce to various environments in a way that most people cannot.
However, in spite of acknowledging their own responsibility and willingness to physically put themselves in such a position, they will go out of their way to loudly express their annoyance or disdain for everything around them, barring the actual reason for their commitment to the decision.
"So my job said they'd be willing to offer me a bump in position and nearly double my salary IF I relocate to Alaska by year's end. It's tempting... but I honestly don't know if I could handle being that far away from my family and friends."
"Whoa whoa whoa, wait... Did you just say DOUBLE your salary? Fuck a social life and family, dude! For that kinda money, I'd have damn near turned into E.J. Weisz before the end of the phonecall!"
"Whoa whoa whoa, wait... Did you just say DOUBLE your salary? Fuck a social life and family, dude! For that kinda money, I'd have damn near turned into E.J. Weisz before the end of the phonecall!"
weiszing
Commenting on social networks in such a way as to rile up the original poster and all participants for no reason other than boosting their own social appearance.
Hey, did you see that guy weiszing up the forums this morning? He was getting everyone all pissed off. It's like a new version of internet trolling!