welcome to Michigan
An expression used to explain any unusual, unpleasant, or semi-surprising thing that occurs while within the state of Michigan. Can be applied to almost anything and commonly used with the expression "puts hair on your chest".
Anna: The rock exploded in the fire.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!
Joey: The car won't start.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!
Nick: My foot is bleeding.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!
Courtney: I peed myself laughing.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!
Ashlee: It's really cold here everywhere.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!
Joey: The car won't start.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!
Nick: My foot is bleeding.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!
Courtney: I peed myself laughing.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!
Ashlee: It's really cold here everywhere.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!