weldemichael
A Weldemichael is an extremely nice person, who also hands out very cool pens. Most of them work as mathematicians or postmen, but they care most about administrating groupchats on Microsoft Teams. All of the Weldemichaels i know about is also called kflay! He is my nega.
Oh look, a Weldemichael! Hes such a great guy! I wonder if he wants to give me a cool pen?