Welfare Nachos
Homemade microwaved nachos made of corn chips, freshly shredded cheese (preferably gov't cheese), and any leftover scraps that compliment the meal. The cheese usually turns rock hard if not consumed within minutes.
Me: "Baby can you make me some welfare nachos?"
Wife: "I would but we're out of government cheese."
Me: "Damn!"
Wife: "I would but we're out of government cheese."
Me: "Damn!"