Wellington

the place where Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson were too off their faces to remember they weren't supposed to act like boyfriends out in the open. A video in a terrible quality exists, though it is said to be recorded on a phone from before the dinosaurs were extinct. The video shows Louis and Harry singing, Louis going for a kiss and Harry hugging him instead because they were of course in public, and Louis screaming 'BOYFRIEND'. Blessed day for the gays.

the act of dancing and slowly slipping 3 fingers into your partners anus.

The Capital of New Zealand. known as the coolest little Capital in the World. Often windy and stunning on a good day

A wide, gaping vagina, reminiscent of a trusty rubber boot.

The capital of New Zealand. Not as preppy as Christchurch but not as stuck up as Auckland. Population is over 400,000. The weather is very harsh especially the wind. Probably well known for the beehive and the fact that their rugby team gets their ass kicked by every single time.

Capital city of New Zealand, also known as Wellywood due to it being the home of Weta Studios (special effects geni behind Lord of the Rings and King Kong).

Wellington has some of the coolest graffiti in the world due to its political nature.

Lots of hills, good for keeping pedestrians fit.

The act of forcing a females hand upon your own crotch in the attempt to receive a hand job, all without prior touching, kissing, or foreplay of any kind.