Blasturbation
Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.
Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.
blasturbating
Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.
John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.
blasturbate
v. process of excessive masturbating
Sho could not help but blasturbate all day long.
blasturbating
Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.
John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.
blasturbate
v. to masturbate in such a way that your leavings shoot out at excessive velocity (usually only men can masturbate but sometimes a talented female can do it to)
Once I blasturbated straight into a friend's eye... and he was standing 20 feet away!
blasturbation
Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all.
"Haha Dan can't cum."
"Dude, I just have blasturbation real bad!"
"Dan, no. You just can't cum."
"Dude, I just have blasturbation real bad!"
"Dan, no. You just can't cum."