We need another plague
A phrase uttered in the frustration of standing in line or being in a crowded situation, insinuating that another plague would depopulate the area and solve the problem.
At the beach:
Person 1: There are absolutely no parking spots within two miles of the beach. There are too many people here!
Person 2: I know, we need another plague
Person 1: There are absolutely no parking spots within two miles of the beach. There are too many people here!
Person 2: I know, we need another plague