Wenoch
An evil twin of his counterpart, Enoch. He spends excessive hours at the arcade, playing the same game, DDR. He is a typical average no-lifer that will never get laid until he's 72 years old. But his dick would be shriveled up into a prune by then. Legends say that if the two twins ever meet, one would combust from compulsive diarrhea flying out of his nostrils.
Random guy: Is that Enoch?
Guy passing:Nope, just Wenoch.
Girl:Why is your dick so small?
Wenoch:I never got to use it.
Enoch: OH SHIT ITS WENOCH!*explodes*
Guy passing:Nope, just Wenoch.
Girl:Why is your dick so small?
Wenoch:I never got to use it.
Enoch: OH SHIT ITS WENOCH!*explodes*