Werejesus
A person of the Christian religion who completely freaks out as soon as they find out someone isn't Christian. They begin by trying to convert the person and then turn to hateful words as soon as the non Christian does not begin to convert. Sometimes the Werejesus begins to panic and throw a fit.
When I told her I wasn't a Christian, she suddenly went all Werejesus on me. I never thought she was such a Werejesus.