wereminge
A vagina that goes beyond hairy, into the realms of woodland undergrowth. Term most often applied when getting down to the nitty-gritty at night and a stray shaft of moonlight reveals the true verdant expanse of pubic hair the male must somehow penetrate without the aid of a hatchet or hedge trimmer. See lycanclunge.
Well I got that giddy girl on the bed, ripped her knickers off, and was about to get it on, but as soon as the moonlight revealed that wereminge I swear I heard it howling...