Wes'd the bed
Similar to wetting the bed, but caused by sharting instead of urinating.
Confused Friend: "Dude, why was the hotel maid changing the sheets in our room today?"
Guilty Party: "Sorry bro, I just Wes'd the bed and had to call housekeeping".
Disgusted Friend: "WTF???"
Guilty Party: "Sorry bro, I just Wes'd the bed and had to call housekeeping".
Disgusted Friend: "WTF???"