wesseler
Wesseler, also known as the drunk stranger. Pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.
I Wesselered myself last night, almost had to go to the hospital.
wesseler
When you drunk masturbate in the shower, then hit your head, fall down and puke on yourself
How was your night last night, not great I Wesselered myself again!
wesseled
The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.
Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!
Wessel
A wessel is an awesome person, that's just all around great and loved by many! Certain people who are uninformed of the definition, may use the word as an insult, which it clearly is not.
Certain person: "You are such a wessel!"
Girl: "Well thanks!"
Girl: "Well thanks!"
Wessel
A very cool and powerfull guy! Everybody knows him. He is super sexy and handsome!!
#cool #handsome #sexy #crazy #power
#cool #handsome #sexy #crazy #power
Wow there's wessel!
Wessel
Very sexy and have big dingus poops always on the floor and needs to shit
I wanna be wessel
wessels
a really horny bitch who can't stop talking or thinking about sexual content.
Wow! why does he have to be such a wessels.