Wessex
A friend which will only be pleased when you purchase him Garfield kart
Damn my gf left me and killed my parents
Wessex:Ok
Buy me Garfield kart
Wessex:Ok
Buy me Garfield kart
Wessexing
When you have a danger wank and spaff all over anything or anyone in the close vicinity.
Thought of whilst on a ferry back from Iles of Wight
Thought of whilst on a ferry back from Iles of Wight
See that car, its gonna get a good wessexing, sit in the back seat, wack one out and spaff on the driver!
Wessex Water
To have a massive shit.
I just Wessex Watered that bog!
kings of wessex
A little place that can afford a staff room but not glue sticks
The kings of Wessex think they’re really posh but they are really not.
kings of wessex
the skankiest shittiest most fucking dumb school.
going to kings of wessex makes me want to fucking top myself
Wessex Backpoo-Hedgehog
the act of sex when you shit on your partners back and tell him/her that this cute little hedgehog lives there from now on
Ist it ok if i give you a wessex backpoo-hedgehog tonight? i have already bought the salt-sticks
Wessex boy
An UK term that means a phony tough male or butch lesbian that sports a thin veneer of toughness to everyone, all the time. See also "Jack the lad"
That wessex boy thinks he's hard. He won't think he's so tough when he's picking up his teeth with broken fingers.