Western Lowland Gorilla
The western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is one of two subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla) that lives in montane, primary and secondary forest and lowland swampland in central Africa in Angola, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of the Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea and Gabon. It is the nominate subspecies of the western gorilla, and the smallest of the four gorilla subspecies.
ME: *Getting chased by gorilla"*RUN!!! IT'S A GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA!!!
FRIEND: w-what?
ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!
FRIEND: w-what?
ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!