Westmeath
A shithole good for nothing county in the middle of no-where in Ireland. Things do to in Westmeath may include: Getting your clubcard stolen by a pikey in Mullingar, Washing your horses and kids in Lough Ree.
Did ye see yer aul wan up there in Westmeath the other day? high as a kite with the face on her like Shergar, yis would think she's from Roscommon, pure gobshite.