Blayde

A demigod among men. A person who leads with character.

Blayde is a fucking legendary mutha fucka. He'll rain down in ur bitch then when shes having an orgy he fucking keeps going all night long. If he dont get ass every night he goes and finds someone to get end of days because he got no chill. he'll pop the glock at crusty pussy bitches. if he asks u to go in his van say no otherwise you will never be seen again.

Blayde is a dumb fuk

Blayde is a bad person. He will not respond to your texts cuz you spam him and he is probably watching netflix or youtube. He video chats you every 2 seconds and tried to make you believe that his friends what to go out with you. If you told him you would give him 100 v bucks to go in your van he would say yes.

blayde is rude and can't reply to your messages or calls and he smoked a durry and is only 12 so he isnt a child of jesus

Blayde's are a unique species. So rare they may may never find another with the name of Blayde. Often anti social, they rarely go out of their homes or their shell. They have an addiction of stealing others tupperware and food, so it is best advised when meeting a Blayde to be cautious. Blayde's often have long philosophical rants about existence and have the power to see 64 versions of themselves from alternative dimensions. Blayde's have a dark past and possess cynical minds but still possess an interesting but tasteful sense of humour despite at times being the big sad tm. The Blayde is lonely, but in search for love, often the third wheel in a group of friends. This is due to his unfortunate nature of thinking of interesting conversations after the moment has passed, leaving him in utter turmoil. He breaks into song constantly, in particular about how 'lonely' he is and hugs the ghost of Stan Lee for comfort. The Blayde is quite intelligent but can be quite sassy and pretentious about such, claiming he does not need to take any notes for any of his classes. He often brags about how many dead people he knows in battle to prove he is sadder than you. Blayde's often are fans of video games and cartoons, and get emotional when listening to Rebecca Sugar. Blayde's despise images of himself, and will do anything in his power to avoid having a photo taken, but will gladly photobomb.

A male with a particularly huge penis. They make for very nice partners.