wet ass syndrome
wet ass syndrome (WAS) is when your ass is soaked all day. can last several days. this can be just sweat, but it can also be associated and/or caused by orange grease, pepper, and leaky ass and is different for everyone. it could be a combination of any or all of the aforementioned.
Shit man, I won't be getting any sleeve tonight. My ass is soaked. I have wet ass syndrome.
Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome
When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it
Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again