Wet Dick Syndrome
The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.
Man, my girlfriend is a real sex maniac, I've had Wet Dick Syndrome for a solid two weeks now!