Wet Dilbert
A new form of a "Wet Willy". Where someone spits into your ear while your in your cubicle at work. In this case you would usually dry your ear out with your tie.
Dilbert: Goddamnit, Mordac just spit in my ear across the southeastern cubicle near the window.
Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!
Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!