Wet Foot
The act of pissing on someones shoe while their using a stall in a public restroom. Typically done at a bar when the victim is drunk and taking a crap. The beauty of it is they, more often than not, will not be able to catch you. Step one: Approach urinal. Step Two: Make sure no one is around. Step Three: Turn towards stall and pick target. Step Four: Piss on the victims shoe. Step Five: Run. Step Six: Tell your buddies at the bar. Step Seven: Laugh as a pissed off drunk comes running out of the restroom with his pants around his ankles and a wet shoe sloshing against the ground.
Guy 1: Hey, whys that guy running around with his pants half off and screaming?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave him a wet foot.
Guy 1: Your an ass.
Guy 2: Yea, but its funny.
Guy 1: Totally.
Guy 2: Oh, I gave him a wet foot.
Guy 1: Your an ass.
Guy 2: Yea, but its funny.
Guy 1: Totally.
Alton Wet Foot
To carry out the process of urination, under a cubicle door, whilst an inocent bistander is trying to excretiate( take a shit)
*Person 1- Hey take this you shitter!!
*'splashing sound'
*Person 2- Hey dud your pissing on my hush puppies!!
*Person 1- Yeh man i know.... its called the Alton Wet Foot
*Person 2- When I've finished shitting i am going to Shove my dick in your rear !!!
*'splashing sound'
*Person 2- Hey dud your pissing on my hush puppies!!
*Person 1- Yeh man i know.... its called the Alton Wet Foot
*Person 2- When I've finished shitting i am going to Shove my dick in your rear !!!
wet foot dry foot
What Obama put up the ass of Cuban Refugees when they tried to come to America by boat across the Gulf of Mexico.
Yeah, Obama put a wet foot dry foot up the asses of those Cuban refugees right before Trump's inauguration.
wet foot
i have wet foot when i step in water
wet footy
Wet-Footed
When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.
"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"