Wetlands
The liberal word for a swamp, a marsh, or a mudflat.
You must never say "swamp" when a white liberal is in the room. She will be offended! You must always say "wetlands" so she won't be offended.
Wetland Quim
A large pulsating moist vulva which has seen its best days
Have you heard about Barry's Wetland Quim?
Wetlands in the sheets
When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked
I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!
Mississippi Wetlands
when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.
Dude look at the Mississippi wetlands I gave my friend lastnight
federally protected wetlands
Jenna Bush's Snatch
Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.
frigid wetland
when a horny girl goes outside in the cold
my girl turned into a frigid wetland when she went out