Wet Mexican
The act of taking a dump and ejaculating at the same time. This can happen with a female partner or if one is lonely enough to try it themselves.
I heard Johnny got that bitch to say yes to a Wet Mexican!
Wet Mexican
Getting a lot of lube and a lot of oil and dousing oneself with it. Then pour the oil on a Latina girl and hit it from the back.
Yo bro I got that Rodriguez girl to give me a wet Mexican
mexican wet whistle
Pouring a shot of tequila down an ass crack (using the crack as a funnel to shoot tequila down your throat i.e. tequila luge) while tongue punching the fart box.
How far did you get with Emily last night? Nothing but a Mexican wet whistle, did about 4 and called it a night...
Mexican Wet Willy
When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.
“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”
Mexican Wet Willy
The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.
Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.
Mexican Wet Vac
When you accidentally cum in a chick so you try to suck it all out with your mouth and swallow it to prevent her from getting pregnant.
Quick, pull a Mexican Wet Vac
Mexican Wet Dream
When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.
I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."